February 2011
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Thunderbolt "isn't actually anything"
Early yesterday morning, Apple both shocked and delighted the entire population of the Earth by announcing updated MacBook Pros. The new 13” models use dual-core i5 and i7 processors, while the 15” and 17” units contain quad-core i7 processors that rival Apple’s most powerful desktop machines. Another feature that is generating a lot of buzz is the addition of a powerful...
Feb 25th
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All of Apple's products delayed by exactly one...
CUPPERTINO - This morning, Apple addressed the media and announced that every single one of their products will be delayed by exactly one year. The news may be a tough pill to swallow for many Apple investors, but might not actually come as a surprise. Recently, rumors have been flying that the iPad and MacBook Pros are facing delays. This past week, even the iPhone 5 was reported to have been...
Feb 22nd
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BREAKING: Email to Apple CEO yields cryptic...
Reader Sandy Henderfield sent the following message to Apple CEO Steve Jobs’ email address last week: Dear Mr. Jobs: I have been hearing a number of different rumors surrounding the impending release of a new, smaller iPhone. I just can’t make sense of what to believe out there, and the idea of a cloud-storage-based phone sounds a little far-fetched. Could you possibly divulge any...
Feb 18th
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New MacBook Pro models released months ago, no one...
With the fervor surrounding the rumored MacBook Pro refresh, Apple Inquisition was stunned today to learn that the update actually happened several months ago. As a company, Apple is known for their secrecy when it comes to new products and this is likely why, when Apple updated its MacBook Pro lineup, no one noticed. A teary-eyed Jonathan Ive addressed the media this morning: There really...
Feb 17th
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Apple CEO Steve Jobs to buy "four or five" new...
Apple’s enigmatic on-again-off-again CEO Steve Jobs has once again taken a leave of absence from his company due to ongoing health issues. Many suspected that he was suffering from continuing medical setbacks that stem from his 2009 liver transplant. These suspicions were confirmed today in a letter in which Jobs addressed his employees: While I am leaving  the company in good hands, I...
Feb 16th
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EXCLUSIVE: First leaked images of screenless...
Apple Inquisition has obtained, through highly illegal methods, what appear to be the first-ever images of Apple’s upcoming iPhone 5. What makes this phone unique is its new interface, which is entirely screen-free. The rumors are finally confirmed in these clear images. The new iPhone 5 in what may or may not be some sort of a case. iPhone 5 shown next to a For Rent sign for...
Feb 15th
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Rumored MobileMe update to incorporate cloud...
It is no secret that Apple is planning a major overhaul of their MobileMe service this summer. It is just a fact. And of the many rumors currently swirling about this subject, the latest is also the most likely: Apple will add a sandwich delivery service that will be available to all of their new and existing MobileMe customers. The exact details are apparently not yet finalized, according to...
Feb 15th
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Apple to introduce new screenless iPhone
Reliable sources have been telling Apple Inquisition that Apple employees are currently testing a new screen-free model of their popular iPhone. Our insider details the new approach to their iOS devices: The idea is that they’ve already done the Retina Display, so what’s next? Anti-display. They will be marketing it as a revolution in interface technology. I suppose it’s like...
Feb 15th