February 2013
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Microsoft Surface Pro Review: Pros and Cons
For a more in-depth analysis of Microsoft’s Windows 8 tablet ecosystem, please consult our review of the Microsoft Surface.
While the original Microsoft Surface tablet was initially met with some criticism, the Surface Pro is an incredible upgrade over the original. Microsoft’s latest Windows 8 tablet aims to give Apple’s iPad a run for its money in the post-PC era.
PROS:
Unlike the...
January 2013
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Apple Stock Plummets 10%, Welcome to the New...
You might notice some changes going on around this site in the coming weeks, but rest assured, we here at Android Inquisition will continue to make it our mission to bring you the most unbiased and balanced news and features about everything Android and Google.
Some short-sighted critics might wrongly argue that this is a reaction to the recent news of Apple’s disastrous earnings call...
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BREAKING: Your iPhone is Waterproof
We here at Apple Inquisition are delighted to report some very exciting, exclusive news today. As it turns out, the long-awaited, waterproof iPhone is already here. And the most surprising thing is: you’ve already had one for years!
That’s right, just minutes ago, we received an anonymous tip in our Anonymous Tips inbox stating that all iPhones are - and always have been - waterproof....
December 2012
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Google Maps iOS App Taints the Apple Mapping...
Last night, under the cover of darkness, Google secretly released its redundant Google Maps app for iOS. Clearly someone at Google did not get the message when Apple replaced Google’s app with it’s own mapping service earlier this year with the release of iOS 6.
When I was young, I used to spend my days going out into the forest and just getting lost exploring. It’s this...
November 2012
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iTunes 11 Has An Unannounced New Feature: Deleting...
Yesterday’s iTunes 11 upgrade has been delighting users around the globe with a newly-discovered, unannounced feature in the world’s leading music collection software. Upon installation, iTunes 11 sometimes removes all of the songs from a user’s library allowing them to start their music collection fresh. The Internet has gone wild with praise for Apple’s bold...
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Apple Inquisition Review: The Microsoft Surface
Editor’s Note: Before anyone jumps to any conclusions assuming that Apple Inquisition will be biased against Microsoft because of our dedication to providing the best Apple coverage, I would just like to point out that it is our goal to bring the whole of this fascinating world of technology to our readers. While our focus will remain on Apple and their products, it is equally important to have...
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Horrible Man Shamed Out of Company
Apple has announced the departure of iOS Chief and all-around terrible human being, Scott Forstall. Apple CEO Tim Cook made it official in a media release today:
It is with great levity that we announce the departure of longtime Apple detractor, Scott Forstall. Hey Scott, thanks for Apple Maps. That really worked out great. Anybody remember Ping? Didn’t think so. Another real winner...
January 2012
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MICRO$OFT thieves at it again: Bill Gates figurine...
If there is one thing that the evil corporation Microsoft is known for, it’s stealing the intellectual properties of others. First they stole the desktop computer from Apple, then they stole everything good about OS X and used it in whatever the current version of Windows is. And now this, their latest travesty.
A greasy Microsoft PR representative had the audacity to announce this week...
December 2011
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Apple's Pipeline Filled With Four Years of...
When Apple’s CEO and figurehead, Steve Jobs passed away this year, many feared that Apple would be left adrift without their creative leader. It is well known that Jobs himself had a firsthand role in the development of Apple’s most successful products.
“We honestly have just been sitting around for months with no idea what to do.” said Apple’s Senior VP of...
November 2011
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Apple's Retina Television Faces Delays Due to...
A new Apple television set has been the hotly debated subject of a number of rumors since the release of Steve Jobs’ biography this past month. There is a particular chapter in the book in which Jobs speaks of a new product:
“I’ve been secretly working on an Apple TV set.” Jobs told me in confidence. “It’s going to revolutionize the television industry in the...
October 2011
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Readers Surprised to Find That Steve Jobs...
It’s already one of the fastest selling books of the year, but it turns out that Walter Isaacson’s biography of Apple’s late CEO, Steve Jobs, is coming under fire for allegedly exaggerating some of the events of Jobs’ life.
Gregory Jamieson, who recently finished reading the book tells Apple Inquisition, “It’s 656 pages of… I don’t even know...
August 2011
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Jobs renounces citizenship of Earth, starts new...
Former Apple CEO Steve Jobs is making headlines again today announcing his brand new venture: developing and selling consumer electronics in space! Jobs himself addressed the media Friday morning:
I honestly can’t even believe that you guys are still sitting here talking about Earth. When I was leading Apple, I was always looking to the future for inspiration. This is exactly how I came...
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Apple Teases OS X 10.8 Snow Lion
Now that Lion has been launched to huge success and universal praise, Apple has already begun teasing features for their upcoming operating system codenamed Snow Lion. The secret midnight press event was hosted by Apple CEO Steve Jobs himself. Here are a few highlights from keynote:
Snow Lion will introduce a new, intuitive scrolling method. Scrolling will be changed so that when users swipe...
April 2011
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EXCLUSIVE: New Retina Display Apple TV
A new rumor is circulating this week regarding an updated Apple TV. What makes this latest iteration of Apple’s popular media device different is the fact that it will not only be a streaming device, but a fully-fledged Retina Display television set. Apple Inquisition is excited to announce that we have recently decided that these rumors are actually hard facts.
The new Apple TV will only...
March 2011
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Apple replaces RAM with saltines in custom...
A select few Apple customers have been shocked lately to find that the RAM in their upgraded iMac orders had been replaced with saltine crackers. RAM upgrades are one of the most popular customizations made to iMacs purchased through Apple’s online store, which makes it all the more surprising that Apple has been skimping on RAM and adding crackers in the hopes that no one would notice.
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BREAKING: Apple buys Nintendo, plays it all...
Apple made it known today that they had purchased a Nintendo Entertainment System this past weekend. Apple CEO, Steve Jobs, made the announcement this morning in Cuppertino:
We are happy to announce that Apple as a company is both learning from the past and looking toward the future. I am here today to announce that Apple has purchased Nintendo!
Due to confusion and a poor choice of words,...
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Unpopular rumor blog mentions iPhone 6, hundreds...
It seems that iPhone Fever has already begun for Apple’s latest and greatest smartphone. But not for the iPhone 5, which Apple is expected to announce this summer, but for next year’s iPhone 6. The mention of the new product caused hundreds of faithful to line up in front of Apple retail stores around the country.
An unpopular Mac rumor blog that no one has even heard of mentioned...
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iTunes 10.2.1 is live!
Today is the best day ever because finally iTunes version 10.2.1 is live and available for download! Here is a quick rundown of some of the features in what will surely be the best version of iTunes since 10.2.0:
Same interface that we all know and love.
Minor bug fixes.
Will allow for iOS 4.3 to be downloaded when it becomes available.
Will not allow iOS 4.4 to be downloaded under any...
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Apple announces Jony Ive's successor: Johnny Five
Speculation has been growing in recent weeks that Apple’s most magical and revolutionary designer, Jony Ive, will be leaving the company to return to his home country of Europe. Sadly, the rumors were confirmed today as Apple announced Ive’s successor: Johnny 5.
Our insider gives us the real scoop on this Apple newcomer and how he fits into the company’s plans for the...
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iPad 2: What we definitely know
Apple will be hosting a keynote today in which they are expected to unveil the iPad 2. Unfortunately for them, it may be a bit of a snooze-fest because, in true Apple fashion, almost every detail has been leaked ahead of time. Here’s a roundup of what we know for certain about today’s iPad 2 announcement:
It will have both a front and rear-facing camera.
The front camera will be a...
February 2011
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Thunderbolt "isn't actually anything"
Early yesterday morning, Apple both shocked and delighted the entire population of the Earth by announcing updated MacBook Pros. The new 13” models use dual-core i5 and i7 processors, while the 15” and 17” units contain quad-core i7 processors that rival Apple’s most powerful desktop machines. Another feature that is generating a lot of buzz is the addition of a powerful...
All of Apple's products delayed by exactly one...
CUPPERTINO - This morning, Apple addressed the media and announced that every single one of their products will be delayed by exactly one year. The news may be a tough pill to swallow for many Apple investors, but might not actually come as a surprise. Recently, rumors have been flying that the iPad and MacBook Pros are facing delays. This past week, even the iPhone 5 was reported to have been...
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BREAKING: Email to Apple CEO yields cryptic...
Reader Sandy Henderfield sent the following message to Apple CEO Steve Jobs’ email address last week:
Dear Mr. Jobs:
I have been hearing a number of different rumors surrounding the impending release of a new, smaller iPhone. I just can’t make sense of what to believe out there, and the idea of a cloud-storage-based phone sounds a little far-fetched. Could you possibly divulge any...
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New MacBook Pro models released months ago, no one...
With the fervor surrounding the rumored MacBook Pro refresh, Apple Inquisition was stunned today to learn that the update actually happened several months ago.
As a company, Apple is known for their secrecy when it comes to new products and this is likely why, when Apple updated its MacBook Pro lineup, no one noticed. A teary-eyed Jonathan Ive addressed the media this morning:
There really...
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Apple CEO Steve Jobs to buy "four or five" new...
Apple’s enigmatic on-again-off-again CEO Steve Jobs has once again taken a leave of absence from his company due to ongoing health issues. Many suspected that he was suffering from continuing medical setbacks that stem from his 2009 liver transplant. These suspicions were confirmed today in a letter in which Jobs addressed his employees:
While I am leaving the company in good hands, I...
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EXCLUSIVE: First leaked images of screenless...
Apple Inquisition has obtained, through highly illegal methods, what appear to be the first-ever images of Apple’s upcoming iPhone 5. What makes this phone unique is its new interface, which is entirely screen-free. The rumors are finally confirmed in these clear images.
The new iPhone 5 in what may or may not be some sort of a case.
iPhone 5 shown next to a For Rent sign for...
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Rumored MobileMe update to incorporate cloud...
It is no secret that Apple is planning a major overhaul of their MobileMe service this summer. It is just a fact. And of the many rumors currently swirling about this subject, the latest is also the most likely: Apple will add a sandwich delivery service that will be available to all of their new and existing MobileMe customers.
The exact details are apparently not yet finalized, according to...
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Apple to introduce new screenless iPhone
Reliable sources have been telling Apple Inquisition that Apple employees are currently testing a new screen-free model of their popular iPhone. Our insider details the new approach to their iOS devices:
The idea is that they’ve already done the Retina Display, so what’s next? Anti-display. They will be marketing it as a revolution in interface technology. I suppose it’s like...
